A good bad week for David Cameron

Behind you, Dave, behind you!

What should have been a nice family holiday last week for David Cameron all went very wrong.

In fact, almost everybody in Government, and those in the Opposition including leader Ed Milipede, that guy with a splash of white paint still in his hair after all these months, had to return home early from the separate holidays they were having at the same time.

Whilst they’d all been away, the rats had come out to play.  Hmmm.  One wonders if it was orchestrated that way.

At the time there was very little to smile about as mainly teenage gang rioters and looters, taking a break from appearing on the Jeremy Kyle show, swarmed into the streets and murdered people, hurt people, and damaged or stole their property – for fun. All helping prove what a sick and dysfunctional part of society they are from, and why they should have been shot dead on sight.  But enough of all that, eh?

It’s time to lighten up and the best way is to watch this video of a new song that I hope will become an earworm for you.  It’s a lesson in how to say certain phrases in English.  I’m sure it’s a Cheeky Girls song.

I suspect our glorious leader Mr C had to use this phrase quite a bit last week, and not as a result of dodgy food he ate whilst on holiday.