As you may be aware, Christopher England was ‘Raptured’ yesterday. Apparently this was to annoy all the stupid Christians who assumed they had the monopoly on being good people.
It is possible that there’s a bit of a back-log in ‘Rapturing’, and there may be other tranches of folk good to go but the zappy ray things haven’t got round to hoisting them up yet.
It might be that you are still wondering if you might be ‘Raptured’. The only way to answer this is to turn to the very Bible that Harold Camping ‘decoded’ in order to advise the lucky ones that May 21st was Judgement Day / Rapture Day.
This handy flowchart will help you discover whether or not, according to the Bible, you will be one of those who joins Christopher in eternal bliss.
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