Women have been allowed to get away with faking aches and pain for such a long time. Yet, no woman has ever felt the true pain and agony that a man has.
I have witnessed ladies clutching their belly and complaining of period pains.
Huh! Like us men would ever really fall for such a lie.
Period pains? The only period pains that are truly experienced are actually experienced by men when a woman is moaning and groaning and attention seeking at a point in her cycle that she has inexplicably decided shall be a day or two of her being a right pain. Irrational weeping or screaming fits and mad behaviour, all of which are angrily denied within two or three days of occurring, are what a woman does to inflict her period pain upon a man. Men are truly the ones who suffer from period pains, let me assure you.
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| A man wouldn’t make any fuss if he had the baby |
Women will also try to have us believe that they experience pain doing simple and elementary tasks like giving birth.
Huh! Like us men would ever really fall for such a lie.
Child birth?
Easy peasy, obviously.
I mean, a woman should be able to take a few hours off from her work in the morning, have the baby and then get on with her chores for the afternoon. Instead it’s all fuss fuss fuss and attention seeking. They pretend it hurts. It so obviously doesn’t hurt, but us men play along with women and give them sympathy. I mean, there’s obviously no pain. During child-birth women make more or less the same noises as they make when they are enjoying a good sex session. So, that’s the give away. They are obviously quite ecstatically enjoying child-birth, yet want to make men feel some form of guilt or revulsion or sympathy for their lot, and that’s why they invent their horror stories about the pain and discomfort.
Huh! Like us men would ever really fall for such a lie.
No matter how you look at it, unlike men, women have it easy and live a pain-free life.
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| A man critically ill, probably near death, with Man-Flu |
There is not a woman alive who could stand the horror of the near death experience that we lightly call Man-Flu. We give it such a light and unimportant fluffy sounding name like ‘man-flu’ because, unlike women, men don’t like to make a fuss.
Man-Flu, even in its mildest form, is at least a thousand times more painful than anything a woman has experienced. Ever.
It actually requires a nurse (especially a sexy one in a provocative outfit) to be on bedside vigil 24 hours a day mopping our brows and bringing us food in bed. Like First Aiders, some women have been properly trained to say the right and comforting reassurances that “everything’s going to be alright” and to remind us how brave we are being by uttering the appropriate “there, there”, “my awesome brave man” and other comforting catchphrases essential to the healing process.
However the vast majority treat us as if we are faking the pain, anguish and agony. Some women even mock and laugh at our pain and near-death experiences.
Outrageous.
As a man lies on his death-bed barely able to see to operate his creature comforts like his games console, laptop, and collection of man-flick DVDs, he needs encouragement to heal, to step back from the brink of death, to become strong again.
Women who don’t comply with this man-need are sentencing him to death.
So many women just don’t take Man-Flu seriously.
They should be ashamed!
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