When I was a lad in radio I was taught that your headphones were the most important tool you had. Not only would you hear
Month: April 2010
Bus being hit by a 14 year old boy!
It’s interesting watching what the boys already on the roadside end up doing. They obviously *know* that they shouldn’t be there. And as for the
Question: What do you remember of Gary Glitter’s release date? Answer: She was called Mei Li, aged 12 from Haiphong.
Merseyside’s Monochrome Men
It’s always been a mystery to me as to why when the prettiness of summer has given way through the shades of autumn to the
How likely is my bluetooth headset to work again?
The additional information you need: It fell off my ear and into the loo. It would have been ok on my ear, but for the
Ok, they photoshopped the butterflies on, yes? Didn’t they? Surely they did? Erm, did you notice there are butterflies?
You got Alzheimers?
This is supposedly a REAL neurological test. Even if it isn’t, at least it’s fun. Sit comfortably and calmly, and then answer these three questions
It’s National English Day today. Every country has a national day. Most of them celebrate their national day loudly and proudly. Some countries declare a
Fecking disgusting – 150 different languages spoken in Reading, Berkshire, and rarely is one of them English. Surely when people come to this country they
Yes, this’ll be a huge spider. It’s asleep. Hey, what a year the year of being one of the Capitals of Culture 2008 was. We
Empty skies, happier people?
Did the disruption to European airspace caused by theEyjafjallajoekull (how on earth does one actually pronounce that?) volcano spewing out its ashes into the atmosphere
Situation 1: A man threatens a woman with death if she doesn’t lay still whilst he rapes her. He penetrates her, has relatively gentle sex
Pretty. Worldly. But slightly scary?
If people are buying greasy unhealthy deep-fried ‘fast’ food from the takeaways in the North purely because they are too lazy or don’t know how
Radio is a patchwork blanket
I’ve mentioned before my obsession with radio. I split music radio into two main components, and when asked to describe it, I have said you
Here’s a screen-grab from a video of lightning occuring right over my neighbours’ houses. It’s fascinating to watch the movie because the streak of lightning
Them: You sound muffled. Me: Muffled? Them: Yeah! Really quiet and like you are talking from behind a blanket. Me: I’m just talking normally as
Sigh. If only he’d teach them this concept. What a glorious end to suffering that would be!
A need for a common ground
This lovely place, christopherengland.com or “England’s England” as I call it, serves a purpose for me. It allows me to provide one ‘thing’ a day
A good roasting
What a completely excellent idea the “Comedy Roasting” series on Channel 4 was. I suppose it could be seen as a modernising of the awful
Grand National Annual Cull
We should congratulate the humans that decided to operate a sort of ‘natural selection’ system for the culling of old horses. It’s so much better
I think this is brilliant. Unfortunately, ‘critics’ have gone on about how it was too dark, the lighting was wrong, bla bla bla. Bull-shit; this
The Rust Revenge, why bother
(A revisit to an article I penned some long years ago, republished here unaltered. But, hey, is it still relevant today?) Many years ago, before
Will journos lie to us to influence the Election?
How can the mainstream media possibly be fair and objective during this Election campaign? Ok, amongst the national print media there are ‘main’ newspapers that
Yeah, baby yeah. Saw this on someone’s profile. Had to have it.
Don’t like it? It’s time to Lumpit.com
It wasn’t so long ago that Britain was naturally very conservative, even when it wasn’t Conservative. The old Britain had its glaring faults but the
Hitler & Goebbels have just been found in hiding…
Hitler: Fools! You can’t stop the rise of the Third Richt even if you arrest us. Arresting Officer: Come along now, sir. Hitler: We will
Hmmm. I’m wondering when the Christians will try to assassinate Barak Obama. He’s the nearest to a free-thinking President that America has ever had. Christians/Muslims
This really looks good in real life too, honest. It’s just the rest of Liverpool that’s a bit crap!
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