England's England

“There’s news that some folk are to use the net to...”
— Christopher England just asked...

Sep 30th

Watch

Love this.  If only Christians would learn from it.  Or Muslims for that matter.  Sigh.

Sep 29th

Water Water Water Water load of...

A couple of years ago we were having to watch mass hysteria in London. It was about water....

Sep 28th

“J’accuse!” Is this character menacing or cute? I mean if...

Sep 27th

Woostar

(Cue: Theme to ‘Our Tune’ or something equally tear-jerking) Years ago my big white...

Sep 26th

I love Boris.  I’ve always loved him.  But why has he...

Sep 25th

Where do all the people go?

The unusual thing of two little 10 year old girls from Soham disappearing at the same time, or the...

Sep 24th

Oh no, a blurred frog is attacking the blurred Tardis. It’s...

Sep 23rd

Your Anorak Nation needs you!

I’ve been on the internet for a couple of decades in one way or another, from the days of text...

Sep 22nd

Ahhh. The FSM finally gets to be displayed on a...

Sep 21st

“Aren’t there serious Health and Safety issues that are...”
— Christopher England (hot hot)...

Sep 20th

“Derren Brown. Oi, Derren Brown. You bastard. You utter...”
— Christopher England just...

Sep 19th

Goodbye versus Airbrushing Out Of...

When Radio 1’s Jo Whiley and Edith Bowman were axed from daytime Radio 1, the announcement...

Sep 18th

Now then.  This is what I call art.  I’d send my child to a...

Sep 17th

“These adverts on TV for Dreams, the bed shop. Now, some of...”
— Christopher England just mused...

Sep 16th

What next for Radio Jackie?

I was speed reading somewhere else and noticed that somebody had put into the public domain that...

Sep 15th

“Where’s it gone? Where’s it gone?  Fetch!  C’mon, Fetch. ...

Sep 14th

WHAT YOU CAN DO TO BE HAPPY

Sep 13th

The big fight: 'Radio Caroline' versus...

In the blue corner you have an annoyingly rich unforgiving tax collector gifted by laws that mean...

Sep 12th

When you include two young lads on a holiday, you assume...

Sep 11th

Ohh, Ahh, Slurp, buzz buzz

I hate socialising. I hate people. But, my girlfriend and I went out with friends the other night to...

Sep 10th

Nobody's actually listening to the world

Christopher: Is it me, or is the world raving mad?
The World: Whoa? Hang on a minute!
Christopher: I mean, right, all those years of people being told taking vitamin supplements was good for you.
The World: What's this got to do with you accusing me of being mad?
Christopher: Then it turns out that not only are vitamin supplements not good for you, but they actually shorten your life.
The World: Look, I'm the World, I never said anything about bloody vitamins. I'm just the World.
Christopher: And all this climate change rubbish and recycling crap and global warming we are being forced to believe now.
The World: "Global", as in me, the World?
Christopher: No doubt in 50 years time they'll finally admit that human intervention neither contributed to nor stopped global warming.
The World: Ah, now if they'd have bothered asking me, I could have put them right about what's really going on.
Christopher: It's all so confusing.
The World: But nobody listens to me.
Christopher: I wonder what the World would have to say about all this.
The World: It's like they can't hear me.
Christopher: It's a shame the World can't speak.

Sep 9th

The centre bit of a painting I once didn’t buy. Well, I...

Sep 8th

“If they are closing down all the official analogue radio...”
— Christopher England just asked...

Sep 7th

I wonder if, in its own little way, this is sort of the...

Sep 6th

How the cyber-bully mutated as he...

A while ago I wrote a piece about how a lone cyber-bully had set-up a website/blog from which (under...

Sep 5th

Click through the piccie to buy this wonderful book from...

Sep 4th

Push To Talk - I want to push it now,...

In the dark and distant days of the beginning of digital mobile telephony, I remember Orange had...

Sep 3rd

So, wandering home one day I noticed that this part of a...

Sep 2nd

The inequality of being an English White

We are told we are equal, and we must fight to stop discrimination and to pretend that we are not...

Sep 1st

Hey baby, it’s just my rock’n’roll lifestyle reflected in...

Aug 31st