England's England

2010

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March 18
February 28
January 31

2009

December 31
November 30
October 31
September 30
August 30
July 20
June
May
April 1
March 2
February 2
January 12

2008

December 3
November 19
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
“Every year without knowing you unceremoniously pass through...”
— Christopher England just...
Jul 30th

Outrageous T-shirt of lies!

The internet and Sky satellite radio station called “Radio Caroline” has just released a...
Jul 29th
I am probably putting myself in extreme danger by writing...
Jul 29th
I’ve just had this room built, installed and finally...
Jul 28th
“I’m a very old and fat balding version of somebody who was...”
— Christopher England just said...
Jul 28th
The Number 27! It was a dark and slightly dismal evening...
Jul 28th
I can’t understand a bloody word they’re...
Jul 28th

Why London is great, but Liverpool is...

If you come from London and arrive in Liverpool suburbs after dark, it will become apparent that...
Jul 27th
Watch Watch
At long last! It’s been left to a national treasure to lead and guide us on this Swine Flu...
Jul 26th
Why isn’t Tony Blackburn Sir Tony Blackburn? Well,...
Jul 25th
“What’s going on? It’s like driving over bomb...”
— Christopher England just asked...
Jul 24th

Coming into Liverpool by night...!

As you head on into Liverpool via the M62, a sign says ‘Welcome to Liverpool’. ...
Jul 23rd
Barebones TV - real Scouse people live 24/7!
Jul 22nd
Watch Watch
Scary. The ghost of Michael Jackson appearing in the background as this young lad sings. Does it...
Jul 22nd

Liverpool, an Introduction

If you are thinking of moving to Liverpool, it may help to learn Scouse etiquette to avoid having a...
Jul 22nd
“Bloody hell! I bet all Fearne Cotton did was say something...”
— Christopher England just said...
Jul 21st
“Why on these adverts for beds on telly do they just have...”
— Christopher England just asked...
Jul 21st

Pop, pop, pop, pop, quiz

Ok, here's a quiz for you. Here's two sweeps of the songs played around morningish time on two different days on two different radio stations. But what were those radio stations?
Sweep One:
Sex as a Weapon: Pat Benatar
Waterfront: Simple Minds
Control Myself: Maroon 5
Heartache Tonight: The Eagles
It ain't over till it's over: Lenny Kravitz
Barbara Ann: Beach Boys
Sweep Two:
Welcome To The Jungle: Guns 'N' Roses
Common People: Pulp
Heaven Is A Place On Earth: Belinda Carlisle
Holiday: Madonna
Ooh Wee: Mark Ronson
Jul 20th
“Whatever happened to mudflaps on the back of cars?...”
—  Christopher England just...
Jul 19th