England's England

2010

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2008

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Brilliant I tell ya, brilliant.  Just wait ‘till their balls...
Nov 30th

Climategate: Who can we trust with the...

So then. Somebody hacks into one of the mailservers of the University of East Anglia and downloads...
Nov 29th
Is it just me or has Noel Edmonds changed and become a very...
Nov 28th
“Bloody hell! Is it me or has Tony Blair suddenly aged...”
— Christopher England just got...
Nov 27th

The search for non-willy porn

Why can’t I find any porn aimed at me? I mean, right, I’m a bloke, right, and so I’m not interested...
Nov 26th
Think of your boss. Work this one out. Is this your boss...
Nov 25th
“How come a PC mouse comes as standard with a left button, a...”
— Christopher England just said...
Nov 24th
Click to Plurk!
Nov 23rd
Social Media - Stephen Fry, Biz Stone and...
Nov 22nd
Watch Watch
Most Christians hate Gays.  Fact.  So, this is funny.
Nov 21st

Hey. You feeling weepy?

Is it the weather?  Is everybody currently “under the weather”?  It must be the weather....
Nov 20th
“I see that the awful iPhone technology (especially in...”
— Christopher England just...
Nov 19th

We must stop BBC's religious propaganda

‘Thought of the Day’ is a 3 minute slot on Radio 4 during its prime time breakfast show....
Nov 18th
“NO Sex on TV? What is wrong with these people who scream...”
— Christopher England just said...
Nov 17th

Money money money, in a rich man's world

Top Man: I'm sorry everybody, the company is forecast to be 15 Million Pounds in the red. Forecasts for next year are gloomy. I need to ask at least 1,000 of you to go. Firstly, I need to hear from those of you who want to volunteer. If I don't get enough then I'll have to get the axe out myself.
Top Financial Controller: (whispers to Top Man) Oh lordy, I've miscalculated again. I didn't mean 15 Million in the red, I meant 15p in the black. Heh heh heh what a silly clot am I. Sorry about that.
Top Man: (whispers back) Shh! Don't worry right now. Book all the directors into a 5 star hotel in Florida. We'll have a residential brain storming session for a week to decide on the colour of your new calculator.
Top Man: (to the crowd) Sadly, we have no money to spare to offer much more than 10 pence for every decade you've worked for the company.
Twilight Zone Announcer: It seemed like business as usual at the incredibly incompetent Bumble and Lurch Incorporated. But today was different. Today they'd get their reality check. For today they would be entering the Twilight Zone.
Nov 16th
Why am I getting more and more attracted to bright primary...
Nov 15th

Confused Supermarkets

Having previously reported on the horror of daytime shopping in supermarkets, there is a side issue...
Nov 14th
The Science of Scams
Nov 13th

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs, eh?

Yes, Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs. They confuse me. Yep, they have a fear. A fear of numbers....
Nov 12th
You remember how a team of mystical nutters from madland...
Nov 11th
“So, the IRA / Sinn Féin were allowed to have a look over the...”
— Christopher England was...
Nov 10th
Watch Watch
I love this guy (and team)’s work. I don’t know how he does it but his videos grab my...
Nov 9th

Big Brother is the new crack cocaine

So, here we are in a Britain with kids wandering aimlessly around in packs. These bored, restless...
Nov 8th

Say it with penis

Erm.  Ok, I’m not looking, ok?  But what exactly is it that I should be saying with penis? ...
Nov 7th
“Merseyside fire crews were attacked on 7 different occasions...”
— Christopher England just asked...
Nov 6th
Watch Watch
This is brilliant. Apparently it’s still a work in progress. Erm, like the Web?
Nov 5th
I’m not sure I’m entirely comfortable with this lady.
Nov 4th

Weird Poisoned People

Why are some people weird? It’s usually purely down to the poisons they either unknowingly or...
Nov 3rd
“Looking at me, Family Guy fans see Peter Griffin. They don’t...”
— Christopher England just...
Nov 2nd
Watch Watch
I highlighted a previous video from this guy some months ago. I think this video actually came...
Nov 1st

What Secret Millionaire, eh?

The Secret Millionaire is a show on TV.  The idea is simple.  Take one millionaire.  Make him/her...
Oct 31st