In these politically correct times it is illegal to find humour with the subject of ‘flashing’. I mean, real flashing is of course, not funny. It’s sick. (Not the good ‘sick’) But, we can make light of a seriously politically… Read More ›
Most conspiracy theories seem to be enjoyed and believed by drug users. With the extensive and regular taking of their recreational drugs, the side effects are the allowing of it to stimulate paranoia and the dis-inhibiting of the logical thinking… Read More ›
Antoine Leiris lost his wife in the Bataclan club. On Monday, he posted a message on Facebook. This is what he said: (Watch the video)
This is extremely gory. I am not writing it to offend. If the description of the process of dying from bullet wounds is likely to offend you, please do not read on. OK… You don’t die immediately you are shot… Read More ›
The sheer numbers murdered and maimed in Paris is what exactly? 481. Maybe more. Definitely more. When you add to that 481 number the immediate family, loved ones and close friends affected for the rest of their lives by the… Read More ›
Maybe if people stopped trying to shut out others by busily identifying themselves as part of smaller groups, we could all live together as one group, the human group. When people self-identify as a particular religion, a particular country, a… Read More ›
Good on the Brick Lane Coffee shop for taking a stand against Ugg boots. But ugg boots in Brick Lane? Surely Brick Lane is reserved for those on huge incomes and therefore most unlikely to lower themselves to the wearing… Read More ›
Human beings, eh? Mental.
The Klu Klux Klan (KKK) (on the right). Anonymous (on the left). Is there any difference? No, not really. Let’s examine each of them and see the similarities. Both wear intimidating white masks. Yep, the KKK and Anonymous are exactly the… Read More ›
When are the lies and misinformation going to stop? They are even altering historical temperature records to try to make it true. Yet, no detectable ‘warming’ for nearly 20 years can be scientically traced. Meanwhile, no mention of the sun… Read More ›
What is the point of maintaining all the works and old fashioned gizmos that whirl round and click and tick in order for the clock known as Big Ben to function? Hey, before we continue, Big Ben is only the… Read More ›
This actually happened and is still happening as they evolve. And these guys have beef with us.
There was a man-made blanket of ‘fog’ over the UK up to today when it started to clear. But what was it there to hide? I took this photo of Liverpool from Everton Park, a kind of hill in the… Read More ›
So, the line in the large Starbucks secretly built under the stairs in Liverpool One takes forever. Why is it always the case that in all coffee shops they seem to leave just one poor soul on the machine making the drinks, and… Read More ›
Ok. Sigh. I have to come out and say that I have a mole at the end of my willy. I know. I know. I’m now in extreme trouble with the RSPCA and PETA.
So then. Should I eat it or should I give it to the cat? (I ate it. It was yum!)
Candles. I discovered a load of candles. Ancient candles that would sit majestically inside long lost fancy candle stick holders. Clinging to the wax was a mat of dust and cat hairs. Instinctively I went to throw them away as… Read More ›
Why oh why would anybody hold up a banner that they couldn’t explain? Is this really a new kind of stupid? Is this really how stupid people become after years of smoking weed? I mean, if I bothered to get… Read More ›
Most Scouse females are addicted to fake tan or burning themselves to a crisp with cancer inducing tanning tubes. They do this along with removing their eyebrows and replacing them with two large slugs. Strange women. A few Scouse women are… Read More ›
I know they mean well, but when I sneeze a number of people will automatically respond with, “Bless you!”. They then expect me to say, “Thank-you”. But I don’t thank them. Neither do I tell them to “Fuck off with… Read More ›
One of many brilliant cartoons from theoatmeal.com that made me lol. If you have a few moments or longer to spare, check out Matthew Inman’s wonderful collection of happy-making funnies.
There’s nothing wrong with Sharia law in Britain if that’s what the locals want, surely? How can it be wrong for the people of, for example, Tower Hamlets, Bradford or Slough, to want to set their own local laws, local… Read More ›
Young people look at old people as if they are space aliens. For some reason they don’t realise that they are looking at their future. Equally important, inside every old person are all their previous versions from all their previous ages…. Read More ›
Defo when Religi is turned off the view is far more exciting and full of wonderment. More people need to turn it off.
My money’s on Number 1. Yours?
Four million years ago people realised they could make a living ferrying people around London in exchange for money. This mutated into the ‘taxicab‘ network that exists today and in other cities throughout the world. Back in the days before… Read More ›
This is so easy and can save ££££s and it only takes a few minutes. I mean, what is the point of buying a new computer when you can follow these simple instructions, visually demonstrated in this truly amazing video:
The most dangerous place to be in America is attending a place of learning. Statistically it’s extremely likely that the place of learning will at some point be targeted by a murderer for a mass shooting event. Mass shootings are… Read More ›
Why is it that there’s now a whole generation that have no idea what their kitchen is for? Well, they think it’s a place where you store frozen food from Iceland, Aldi or Lidl and drag it into the microwave… Read More ›
And it’s a good exercise too. What’s not to like about this way of weighing?