Ah, 2007. Well before ‘climategate’ showed us how corrupt, ‘collaborative’ and open to question the ‘climate change industry’ was. In 2007 Al Gore was adding to his $Millions by running the public face of the scare industry related to ‘climate… Read More ›
This is quite sobering. Well put, well explained, but sobering. Sigh.
With almost no exceptions, the religion virus makes those infected by it aggressive and dangerous. In a similar way to the addiction to crack cocaine, cigarettes, or, well, anything, the addicts will fight anybody daring to challenge or question their… Read More ›
Ok, so you really need to be capable of seeing this as a moving gif, and not as a static pic. Got it now? F’narr.
(This whole post was pointless)
Sooooo… Coal. Coke. What if a huge piece of coke landed onto this town? It would make everybody that lived there ‘coke-heads’, right? Coke-heads. Geddit? Harr harr harr. A coke joke!
I like walking I do. And in recent times the TV channel TLC ran a two part series called ‘My Fat Story‘ during which the otherwise perfect and never controversial Katie Hopkins put on a load of weight and then took… Read More ›
Why is the oxygen of publicity still given to ex-druggie Andy Choudary’s anti-Western, anti-British, anti-the-country-he-lives-in-and sponges-off hate speech? He must be a classic example of the deranged people operating within a society they were born into, yet hating it. He’s… Read More ›
Satire. But. Is this jumping the shark?
Of course, not to be missing out, Christianity and co did commit versions of this cruel and barbaric ‘terrorism’ all those centuries before. It’s just that, as Christianity is being grown out of, Islam isn’t. Yet.
If you click on the picture you can get a good close up. It’s a picture I stole from the wonderful evogeneao.com (I urge you to cruise around there for a while!). What it shows is how we are all related. Not… Read More ›
Keep Calm – You have just been hacked. Terrible things are about to happen to the device you are viewing this on. It doesn’t matter whether you are using a PC, a Mac, a Chromebook, a tablet, a phablet, a… Read More ›
If you like the idea of looking at a car and seeing it in this rather exciting fashion, then there is a way you can do this without drugs. Drugs are really not necessary. Just push your eyes as per… Read More ›
The scallies of Liverpool are extremely happy with their free bikes. These charcoal gray anonymous clothing wearing teenagers are really enjoying the local scheme which allows a collection of well maintained bicycles to be left at various collection points around… Read More ›
This is neat! Moving and alive graffiti should always be like this! (It’s a moving gif, by the way)
So. Starlings, pigeons, and small gulls and huge massive giant gulls. That’s what greets you beside the seaside beside the sea, on the North-West coast. They all like bits of bread and other stuff being thrown at them in order… Read More ›
Four-and-a-half hours. Four-and-a-half fucking hours. Four-and-a-half fucking hours of continuous torturous deafening loud noise. How dare the selfish idiots inside the god-bothering money-box that is Liverpool’s Anglican Cathedral make that noise for four-and-half relentless and hurtful hours. On New Year’s… Read More ›
Wise words to end 2014 with. Let’s hope 2015 is a year of people taking responsibility for their own actions. And those who hurt others, well, let’s hope 2015 is the year they die very horrible deaths.
Ok, it was that boring bit inbetween Christmas and New Year. And there it was, Knowsley Safari Park. We’d never been before, despite having driven past it many many times. On the spur of the moment we thought it would… Read More ›
So, the Torah (the history and rulebook if your parents have decided you are Jewish) or Old Testament (one of the history and rulebooks if your parents have decided you are Christian) has a tale of how a god handed… Read More ›
Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana…. Read More ›
So, the dove is small. It’s a lot smaller than the vulture. The vulture is strong and large. It feeds on the carcasses of the dead. Dead cattle. Dead animals. Dead humans. Their general method is to circle and wait… Read More ›
The available archives of christopherengland.com step back to 1st January 2007. That’s all but 7 years of ‘blogging’ that I managed to scrape and fiddle with from the different platforms I used – Blogger, Tumblr, and WordPress – and squish… Read More ›
Sometimes you need to check the age restriction on the presents you give to children. Just sayin’.
Why are so many people walking around with mouth-willies? Mouth-willies, you know, a plastic penis that you keep slipping in and out of your mouth and sucking on. Yes, that’s exactly what these crazies are doing. Cigarettes are being replaced… Read More ›
The British and the Japanese corporate offices for a large multi-national corporation decided to engage in a competitive boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese… Read More ›
And who created your god? He/she/it’s always been there you say? And then they created everything else? Nobody created the creator you say? Heck, couldn’t everything you say they created abide by the same rules as them? Couldn’t everything have… Read More ›
North Americans (the ones that put their mouths in your face like they wish to give you a man-on-man snog, even though they hate gays, and then shout ‘USA! USA!’) think they are the centre of the Universe. Most of… Read More ›
I’ve seen human chess. You know, where humans are chess pieces and the ‘players’ shout their moves to them, and so they move themselves to the squares they are told to go to. Cool. But, now there’s human pool. Yep…. Read More ›
So, a box drops into a box, but it’s not a box because a box drops into it. Erm…
At about 04:40 this morning a man popped the lock on our front door and entered our home. As fortune would have it, my partner, who is 50% beautiful human female and 50% untamed wild vicious Rottweiler, was awake and… Read More ›
This is terrible news. Absolutely terrible news. Not only have the naughty list and nice list been stolen, but they’ve been part released on Wikileaks. O-M-G! Billions of good children won’t be getting presents on Christmas Day. And billions of… Read More ›
According to itself, the Catholic Church requiring its workers to not have sex is directly linked to them having sex, usually of a homosexual nature, with children. So concludes their extra special research into themselves. O-k-a-y. This is a religion,… Read More ›
I wish I had the talent and the patience to produce graphics and gifs like this. I stole this from tabletopwhale.com where there’s a lot more showing off the illustrative talents of Eleanor Lutz of whom I am extremely jealous. This particular graphic, which… Read More ›