I have virtually no memories of my past. In fact, most memories only go back a decade or so, although there are sporadic incidents that remain available for my recall. One such quite bizarre memory is from the mid to… Read More ›
Woah. Whoever made this is brilliant. I’m not sure where it came from, but it’s one of those pictures that makes you stop and think. It’s a light-bulb moment, whilst being slightly scary.
Men are dicks. Especially young men. And bearing in mind that the ancient desert tribes, whose mutterings have formed parts of the current religion virus that still infects so many today, didn’t live much beyond their late 20s, then everything about them… Read More ›
We were definitely told not that long ago that man-made climate change (ie it’s all our fault) would mean dramatically warmer winters. “Children will never know what snow is!”, they sobbed as if it was a sad thing. By now,… Read More ›
Well, they are both disrespectful in their own way, I guess, but the disparity is wrong. How come those suffering from a religion virus mustn’t be ‘insulted’ yet those not suffering can be insulted? Threatened even. Is it like how… Read More ›
Absolutely brilliant! I hope all the lay-dees that check out England’s England heed the advice, especially, “Save your soul! Don’t touch your hole!” Heck, just say no, lay-dees, just say no. Never ring the Devil’s doorbell! (I’m out at the… Read More ›
WD40 is a wonderful spray. It was originally developed in 1953, and has survived since then as man’s best friend. I always have a can or two to hand. Maybe the above ‘leaflet’ is a clue as to why every… Read More ›
So. These shapes are turning (You might need to click through from your old fashioned platform to my website to see this properly). But what shapes are the ones turning?
Here’s a weird one. It’s a weird one that has polarised and confused. And all it is, is a photo of a dress. But what the colours of the dress are, seem to be in the eye of the beholder…. Read More ›
Valentine’s Day is a day for girls. Girls judge the success or otherwise of Valentine’s Day and bring up their judgement call every day for the rest of their lives. Boys don’t give a monkeys about Valentine’s Day. Unless it… Read More ›
I’m not being funny, but this is the kind of person I want on my team. Ok, yes, she’s right legged and everything, when really I should be surrounding myself with lefters as I build my new harem, but sometimes… Read More ›
So I’m out for my morning constitutional stroll and feeling all secure and like nothing could go wrong and I stumble over to watch the harbour seals playing and basking in the sun. Then I heard this funny siren… Read More ›
What is it with these crazy hazy Manx personages, eh? What are they like, eh? Heck, I know they mainly keep themselves to themselves and are not really a part of the global politicking that goes on in the ‘world’…. Read More ›
We here in the UK might moan and complain about our lot, but there must be something vastly better about living here than, say, well, let’s just pick a country at random, umm, I dunno, let’s pick France, for example…. Read More ›
You can’t go any further ‘north’ on the Isle of Man than the Point of Ayre. It’s where the west-ish side of the island meets the east-ish side. Getting into the sea and going further north leads to a… Read More ›
I was strolling by two olden style red phoneboxes in Liverpool, just outside Lime Street station, the main railway hub of our fair city. Well, if you are a phonebox anorak, they were both a dilapidated example of Sir Giles… Read More ›
I’ve said it before. I’ll say it again. There are NO Fish and Chips shops in Liverpool. That’s extremely odd for a city that’s a traditional sea port, and sea being where fish live. There are, however, a huge number of… Read More ›
Soooo. The whole point of using a tablet is that you no longer need to revert to the old fashioned anti-environmentally friendly ways of chopping down trees, shaving them and writing all over them. But why oh why are iPad… Read More ›
For the overwhelming number of followers of Islam, the religion their parents forced into them from birth is a religion of peace. Where it’s not so peaceful is where, identically to all other brands of the dogma of religion, it… Read More ›
A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain. Her… Read More ›
Ok. So, there’s the big debate about whether or not we can safely have ‘three person babies’. And of course, media wheels out those who are pro and those who are against. The short version of what this is all… Read More ›
The colours are vivid and primary, but mainly they are striking. Very striking. Most importantly, they are extremely pleasing on the eye. The contrasts complement each other. They make people feel happy. So, why are most house colours so drab… Read More ›
It is of course a paid-for pet hatred of the Greenies, especially the ‘watermelon‘ ones (green on the outside, red on the inside), but, in truth, nuclear power is a good and wonderful thing. Yes it is. Apart from huge… Read More ›
It is customary for the cloth cap wearing and always lower class Northerners to laugh and point at Southerners. One of the many things they point out is how we, yes I use ‘we‘ since I include myself as a… Read More ›
So what do we know when it comes to the funding of the various campaigns against fossil fuels and traditional methods of fuel production? Well, first we know that the Intelligence Services in India have accused Greenpeace of deliberately trying… Read More ›
Well done Merseytravel. They don’t do a lot right in their strange existence alongside the free-for-all of the companies running their bus services throughout the area, with their muddle of different and differing tariffs. Merseytravel‘s primary, some would say ‘only‘,… Read More ›
It is disgusting that there are those out there that worship the rabbit god. We must force them to renounce their rabbit god and join us on the right path, the true path, the path of worshipping the duck god…. Read More ›
Up to 60% of a sofa’s WHAT? Up to 60% off a mattress’s WHAT? What? Sadly, I suspect that there is no word intended after the apostrophe in “sofa’s” or “mattress’s”. I fear that it is just another case of… Read More ›
Ah, 2007. Well before ‘climategate’ showed us how corrupt, ‘collaborative’ and open to question the ‘climate change industry’ was. In 2007 Al Gore was adding to his $Millions by running the public face of the scare industry related to ‘climate… Read More ›
This is quite sobering. Well put, well explained, but sobering. Sigh.
With almost no exceptions, the religion virus makes those infected by it aggressive and dangerous. In a similar way to the addiction to crack cocaine, cigarettes, or, well, anything, the addicts will fight anybody daring to challenge or question their… Read More ›
Ok, so you really need to be capable of seeing this as a moving gif, and not as a static pic. Got it now? F’narr.